Detective Alice (神探埃粒司) Lyrics – Alice Longyu Gao

[Intro]
Hello, I’m
Who am I?
I’m Detective Alice, hehehe

[Verse 1]
SoundCloud is not your dating app
And the best dating app in my opinion is Instagram
That’s how I found you, that’s how you found me
You posted then deleted
Girl, you know I’m gonna see it

[Pre-Chorus]
Notifs on, world out (Yeah)
My USB cord is ten meters long (Haha)
In my bed, on my grind (Meow)
Looking through your tagged at 3am

[Chorus]
I got time (Yeah)
I don’t care
‘Cause my skin is so thick
(So sick, so thick)
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl’s cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot
(La-la-la-la)
In her little photoshoot

[Verse 2]
So, that’s your ex-girl (Wow)
And how do I know that? (La-la-la-la-la-la)
You said she does music and her location’s L.A.​
Just did a writing camp up in Santa Fe (Ooh)
Wow, she’s signed
To the people that I didn’t like (La-la-la-la-la-la)
(No-no-no)
Huh, that’s a nice car
Guess her money will make a star?

[Chorus]
I got time (I got)
I don’t care
‘Cause my skin is so thick
(So sick, so thick)
My eyes are popping out
My head is spinning down
To be fair, your ex-girl’s cute
In her little photoshoot
In her little photoshoot

[Post-Chorus]
In her little photoshoot
Do you know who I am?

[Bridge]
Detective Alice (Ah-huh)
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha (Yeah)
She clocked in (Chu-chu-chu-chu-chu)
Eating chips
With pans*xuals (Hmm, there’s a lot of them)
s*xuality spectrum is real

[Outro]
Did you not know?
Now you know, right?
Good
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Intense detective work
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Round of applause
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha