Song: | Polkamania! |
Singer: | “Weird Al” Yankovic |
Music: | “Weird Al” Yankovic |
Lyrics: | “Weird Al” Yankovic |
Polkamania! Lyrics
So you’re a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can’t get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I’m that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad type
Might seduce your dad type
I’m the bad guy (Duh!)
So, hello from the other side
I must’ve called a thousand times
To tell you I’m sorry for breaking your heart
But it don’t matter, it clearly doesn’t tear you apart anymore
I can buy myself flowers
Write my name in the sand
Talk to myself for hours
Say things you don’t understand
I can take myself dancing
And I can hold my own hand
Yeah, I can love me better than
You can
We don’t talk about Bruno, no, no, no
We don’t talk about Bruno
I used to think I was smart
But you made me look so naive
The way you sold me for parts
You sunk your teeth into me
Oh, bloodsucker (bleh), dream crusher
Bleedin’ me dry like a gosh darn vampire
Yeah, I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road
I’m gonna ride ’till I can’t no more
I’m gonna take my horse to the old town road (Huh! Huh!)
I’m gonna ride ’till I can’t no more
Can’t nobody tell me nothing [*horse whinny*]
(You can’t tell me nothing)
No! Can’t nobody tell me nothing! [*horse whinny*]
Despacito
Quiero respirar tu cuello despacito
Deja que te diga cosas al oído
Para que te acuerdes si no estás conmigo
Mm-mm-mm
I’m in love with the shape of you
You push n’ pull like a magnet do
Everyday, discovering something brand new
I’m in love with your body
(Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I)
I’m in love with your body
(Oh, I, oh, I, oh, I, oh, I)
Yodel-odel-ay-hee-hoo!
Cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya
Cause uptown funk gon’ give it to ya
Saturday night, and we in the spot
Don’t believe me, just watch, hey!
(Doh)
(Doh-doh-doh, doh-doh)
I want you to park that big Mack truck, right in this little garage
Yeah, you messin’ with some *water drip* *donkey bray* *cat yowl*
Bring a bucket and a mop for this *water drip* *donkey bray* *cat yowl*
Give me everything you got for this *water drip* *donkey bray* *cat yowl*
I’m talkin’ WAP! WAP! WAP!
That’s some…
Thank you (next)
Thank you (next)
Thank you (next)
I’m so super grateful for my ex!
Thank you (next)
Thank you (next)
Thank you (next)
Super duper grateful for my ex!
I stay out too late
Got nothing in my brain
That’s what people say, mm-hmm
That’s what people say, mm-hmm
Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, shake it off
(Ooh-ooh-ooh)
Heartbreakers gonna break, break, break, break, break
And the fakers gonna fake, fake, fake, fake, fake
Baby, I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake
I shake it off, shake it off
That’s right, I’m gonna shake it off!
(Gonna shake it off! Watch me shake it off! Shake, shake, shake it off!)
Hey!