The World’s Biggest Paving Slab Lyrics – English Teacher

The World’s Biggest Paving Slab Lyrics by English Teacher is brand new song sung by English Teacher and music of this latest song is given by Marta Salogni. The World’s Biggest Paving Slab song lyrics are also penned down by Lily Fontaine.


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Song: The World’s Biggest Paving Slab
Singer: English Teacher
Music: Marta Salogni
Lyrics: Lily Fontaine
Album: This Could Be Texas (2024)

The World’s Biggest Paving Slab Lyrics

I am the world’s biggest paving slab
But no one can walk over me
I am the Pendle Witches, John Simm
And I am Lee Ingleby
I am the Bank of Dave, Golden Postbox
And the festival of R&B
I’m not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I have apocalyptic dreams

You should see my armoury

I am the world’s biggest paving slab
So watch your f*cking feet

I am the world’s biggest paving slab
But I sit here quietly
No one ever looks down at the ground
Yeah, no one ever notices me
I wish I were born a stone
I made Wycoller my home
Haunting with Charlotte Bronte
I’m not the terrorist of Talbot Street
But I think that ruins have beauty

You should see my armoury
You should walk all over me

I am the world’s biggest paving slab
And the world’s smallest celebrity

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